The gift with the cheekiest bum that's about to be dethrone those panic-bought gift cards forever (after you buy one for yourself as "research"). This handcrafted sarcastic potato delivers the exact message your bestie/situationship/inner critic needs to hear – because sometimes the perfect present is just saying what you’re both thinking in a huggably cheeky package

What Your Potato Comes With:

1. Sassy stand for maximum attitude
2. Handpicked mood card (permanently attached)
3. Insta-worthy gift wrap (if selected on cart page)

Size:

Each Sassy Potato stands proud at 4 inches (10.2 cm) tall—small enough for your desk but big enough to make a statement. The Cheekiest Bum™ is perfectly crafted for maximum squeezability. Being handcrafted means each potato has its own unique character (slight size variations included).

Handmade with love <3:

Your MoodyMate isn't mass-produced or boring—it's premium sass crafted with personality and care. Each stitch is meticulously looped with the exact attitude you ordered. No two potatoes are exactly alike, just like your group chat's reactions when they see it.

We ship with care to ensure your order arrives safely and on time!

• Each item is handmade to order—please allow 2 to 3 days for crafting before we ship.
• Delivery typically takes 2 to 8 business days after your order leaves our warehouse.
• Enjoy free shipping on all orders over $40!

We primarily ship with Canada Post to ensure reliable delivery across Canada. You’ll receive a tracking number as soon as your order ships, so you can follow its journey right to your doorstep!

We want you to love your Moody Mate—but if you don’t, returns are easy!

• Enjoy our 30-day money-back guarantee—no questions asked.
• If you're not completely satisfied, simply contact our support team and we’ll guide you through our free and hassle-free returns process.

Your happiness is our priority!